WhatsApp archive · 2023—2026
The group chat,
scored.
Every poll. Every nomination. Every glorious, questionable result from Muswell Hill Footy Legends.
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Halfway report · 2026
Fine margins.
Huge numbers.
Gameweeks 1–25, as meticulously recorded by Tom Pink.
Non-bibs230
Bibs227
12 wins · 4 draws · 9 lossesMoM leadersLee + Stanage
3 eachGoal of the DayTom P + Rob
4 eachAssist kingJohn Snails
4DoD leaderSte Brittle
7Match ledger · evidence-led
Bibs vs Non-bibs.
Reconstructed from explicit score messages, winner confirmations and original team sheets. Confidence labels show where the chat was less decisive.
60
documented gameweeks
19
result recovered
41
no side result yet
18
known scorelines
9
bibs wins
9
non-bibs wins
1
draws
19
strict result ledger
Browse all 60 documented gameweeks
medium confidence
Bibs9
—4Non-bibs
Bibs won
“Chat: “Youth won” and “Bryn 9 everyone else 4”. Side assignment inferred from the published sheets.”
Bibs
Lucas · Bryn · Bates · Lee · Benji · Stanage · Cecil · Giulio
Non-bibs
Tom P · Lorenzo · Rob · Nick H · Junior · Alex P · Ste · Tim
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medium confidence
Bibs11
—9Non-bibs
Bibs won
“Tim: “Bibs 11-9, I think.””
high confidence
Bibs?
—?Non-bibs
Bibs won
“Ste: “Best team won on the night, well done bibs.””
medium confidence
Bibs9
—14Non-bibs
Non-bibs won
“Luko reported 9-14; Thomas confirmed Non-bibs as worthy winners.”
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medium confidence
Bibs10
—7Non-bibs
Bibs won
“John reported 10-7; Rob confirmed “a bib-lical win”.”
medium confidence
Bibs8
—3Non-bibs
Bibs won
“Lucas reported 8-3 to the Bibliotekkers; another message queried whether Bibs scored 9.”
high confidence
Bibs7
—7Non-bibs
Honours even
“Corrected in chat from 6-all to 7-all.”
View original evidence ＋
high confidence
Bibs8
—9Non-bibs
Non-bibs won
“JB: “9-8 to the non bibs.””
View original evidence ＋
high confidence
Bibs14
—6Non-bibs
Bibs won
“JB: “14-6 to the bibs.””
View original evidence ＋
high confidence
Bibs6
—7Non-bibs
Non-bibs won
“Tim: “7-6 to non bibs.””
high confidence
Bibs5
—15Non-bibs
Non-bibs won
“Tim reported 15-5 to Non-bibs.”
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high confidence
Bibs15
—13Non-bibs
Bibs won
“JB: “15-13 to the bibs.””
high confidence
Bibs1
—16Non-bibs
Non-bibs won
“Final-score screenshot shared by Luke Swampson.”
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medium confidence
Bibs8
—11Non-bibs
Non-bibs won
“Luko confirmed Non-bibs won; Thomas reported 8-11 “I think”.”
high confidence
Bibs10
—14Non-bibs
Non-bibs won
“Tim: “14-10 to non bibs.””
high confidence
Bibs6
—8Non-bibs
Non-bibs won
“Ste: “It was 8-6 to non-bibs.””
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medium confidence
Bibs11
—10Non-bibs
Bibs won
“Nick said Bibs won; final estimate was 11-10.”
medium confidence
Bibs9
—15Non-bibs
Non-bibs won
“Tim: “15-9 non bibs I think.””
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medium confidence
Bibs10
—5Non-bibs
Bibs won
“The chat reported “10-5 I think”, followed by “Well played bibs”. The supplied team list and Lorenzo's message imply Tim's side were Non-bibs.”
Bibs
Giulio · Lucas · Tom P · Kieran · Rob · Glenn
Non-bibs
Tim · Alex · Nick H · Fahti · Lorenzo · Ste
View original evidence ＋
60 games, 19 results
The larger figure counts distinct match dates evidenced by signup polls, published award results or recovered scores. The strict result ledger only includes weeks where Bibs versus Non-bibs can be assigned from the surviving chat. The older group history may contain further games, but the structured weekly evidence currently begins in June 2025.
The democratic process
All the polls.
Final option totals preserved exactly as exported. Multiple selections mean totals may exceed unique voters.
Showing 18 of 133 polls
2023-04-09by Mick
Footie
Highgate wood2
Cold fall/playing fields2
Creos1
Albert Rech1
Other1
Top: Highgate wood · Cold fall/playing fields 2
2023-04-26by Rich Knees
What day shall we play?
Sunday8
Monday2
Either I don’t care3
I’m only here for the bants, fuck off 😉3
Top: Sunday 8
2023-05-04by Rich Knees
Who’s coming on Sunday?
Hell yeah mother fuckas! 🤘9
Nah can’t be arsed 🖕🏼2
Top: Hell yeah mother fuckas! 🤘 9
2023-05-22by Rich Knees
So Sunday are we actually gonna have a kick around?
Yes! It’s been too long4
Nah I’m gonna be hungover instead4
Top: Yes! It’s been too long · Nah I’m gonna be hungover instead 4
2023-06-07by Rubbert Burrell
Anyone up for a Kickabout Sunday?
Yes7
No (but I have a valid excuse)6
No (but I have a shit excuse)1
Top: Yes 7
2023-06-27by Rubbert Burrell
Sunday afternoon. Are you in?
I’ll be there come rain or shine6
My lame excuse has popped up again, so I’m gonna sit this one out0
Top: I’ll be there come rain or shine 6
2023-07-07by JB
Who's in Sunday this week?
Yes4
No4
Remove me from this fucking group0
Top: Yes · No 4
2024-03-25by JB
Okay....so I'm giving enough notice. Monday 22nd I wanna actually get this group to start playing weekly football. Please if you have no intention of playing let me know cause if like this group to get back to it's original former glory.
Keep me in13
I'm not playing football0
Top: Keep me in 13
2024-05-29by JB
When is best to start this shit for people. Will go from here.
Mom eve4
Tues eve5
Wed eve7
Thurs eve0
Fri eve0
Weekend some point6
Top: Wed eve 7
2025-01-03by JB
Let's book a power league
Monday 20th?10
Tuesday 21st?8
Neither are good.1
Top: Monday 20th? 10
2025-01-06by JB
Now we have a few more members. Would like an updated poll to gauge numbers for Monday 20th evening... Monday 20th
I'm in12
I'm out0
Top: I'm in 12
2025-01-06by JB
Anyone free 21st (Tuesday)
Yep I'm happy to change.9
No, I can't make it2
Top: Yep I'm happy to change. 9
2025-01-07by JB
Mon 20th
6.30-7.300
7.30-8.301
Either is fine12
Top: Either is fine 12
2025-01-07by Rubbert Burrell
^
10
2+0
As many as it fucking takes to get this shit sorted!6
Top: As many as it fucking takes to get this shit sorted! 6
2025-01-10by JB
Booked. That price would obviously be for £10. So, just for Rich - let's do another poll. Min 20th - 7.30
Definitely in 100%, get ya shin pads out8
Not coming1
Top: Definitely in 100%, get ya shin pads out 8
2025-01-20by JB
Happy to pay £10 and play Monday (will try to set up a 5-side PayPal)
Yes12
No1
Top: Yes 12
2025-01-27by Troy Mysterio
Monday 3rd Feb
7pm10
8pm3
Not available3
Top: 7pm 10
2025-02-03by Rubbert Burrell
I really want to keep this going so just going to start with a poll to see if we have the numbers to book next weeks pitch (Monday 10th). Looking to keep it at 7pm for consistency, so the options are
In12
Out2
Undecided0
Top: In 12
Paid-in poll record
Weekly attendance.
This is the attendance information WhatsApp preserved: the number selecting “In” on each weekly football poll. Voter identities are not in the export.
49
weeks recorded
12.8
average in
15
peak turnout
11
latest
12
14
12
12
14
14
12
14
14
11
Why not appearances by player? The export contains the weekly totals but omits voter identities. These figures show group attendance levels, not who played. Individual appearance totals require team sheets or screenshots that show each poll's voters.
Awards & honours board
Legends & liabilities.
Confirmed results and player comparisons. The underlying public nominations appear in their own section below.
MOTM · 415Man of the Match entries
GOTM · 203Goal of the Match entries
AOTD/AOTM · 222Assist entries
DOTD/DOTM · 399Dick of the Day entries
Player comparison · confirmed results
Who's winning what?
Overall rank#1Ste22 recorded wins · 2 documented apps
Man of the Match3
Goal of the Match4
Assist3
Dick of the Day12
Ste's recorded wins
DOTD/DOTMGOTMAOTD/AOTMDOTD/DOTMDOTD/DOTMjointGOTMjointDOTD/DOTMDOTD/DOTMjointDOTD/DOTMjointGOTMDOTD/DOTMMOTMDOTD/DOTMAOTD/AOTMDOTD/DOTMjointDOTD/DOTMDOTD/DOTMGOTMMOTMjointAOTD/AOTMjointDOTD/DOTMMOTM
Award results visualised
Man of the MatchGoal of the MatchAssistDick of the Day
| Rank | Player | Apps | MOTM | GOTM | Assist | DOTD | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ste | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 12 | 22 |
| 2 | Nick H | 2 | 4 | 8 | 3 | 6 | 21 |
| 3 | Rob | 2 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 18 |
| 4 | Tom P | 2 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 14 |
| 5 | John Sails | — | 1 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 11 |
| 6 | Kieran | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 9 |
| 7 | Bryn | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8 |
| 8 | Giulio | 2 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 8 |
| 9 | Luke Savvas | — | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 7 |
| 10 | James | — | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 6 |
All known players are included, including JB and zero-win players. Tim appears first among players with one recorded award. “Apps” counts documented appearances from recovered team sheets, including all 12 players on 17 August; it is not yet a complete attendance total because WhatsApp poll exports omit voter identities. Award totals use 46 match dates and 192 winner records; ties each count as one win.
1,239 extracted entries · 562 messages
The nomination data.
Every category-labelled entry recoverable from the chat since June 2025—not just the eventual winners.
Showing 36 of 1239 extracted entries
AOTD/AOTM
Rob
Nominated by Unknown memberGOTM
Ste
Nominated by Unknown memberMOTM
Kieran
Nominated by Unknown memberGOTM
Tom P
Nominated by Unknown memberDOTD/DOTM
Ste
Nominated by Unknown memberAOTD/AOTM
All of them
Nominated by Unknown memberMOTM
Tom P
Nominated by Unknown memberDOTD/DOTM
Nick
Nominated by Unknown memberAOTD/AOTM
Glenn
Nominated by Unknown memberGOTM
Self
Nominated by Unknown memberMOTM
Kieran
Nominated by Unknown memberGOTM
Tom P
Nominated by LorenzoMOTM
Tom P
Nominated by LorenzoDOTD/DOTM
Luke Savvas Smith
Nominated by Luke Savvas SmithAOTD/AOTM
Glenn
Nominated by Luke Savvas SmithGOTM
Tom P
Nominated by Luke Savvas SmithMOTM
Kieran
Nominated by Luke Savvas SmithDOTD/DOTM
Self
Nominated by Unknown memberGOTM
Nick
Nominated by Unknown memberMOTM
Kieran
Nominated by Unknown memberDOTD/DOTM
Ste
Nominated by Ste BrittleAOTD/AOTM
Lucas
Nominated by Ste BrittleGOTM
Kieran
Nominated by Ste BrittleMOTM
Glenn
Nominated by Ste BrittleAOTD/AOTM
Lucas
Nominated by Unknown memberGOTM
Self
Nominated by Unknown memberMOTM
Glenn
Nominated by Unknown memberDOTD/DOTM
Tom P
Nominated by Luke Savvas SmithMOTM
Harrison GoD - Ste AoD - Benji and Tom P
Nominated by Luke Savvas SmithDOTD/DOTM
Nick. Not sure why 😅 but it feels right <This message was edited>
Nominated by Luke Savvas SmithGOTM
Tom M
Nominated by Luke Savvas SmithMOTM
Glenn- Tom P
Nominated by Luke Savvas SmithDOTD/DOTM
lorenzo. Not sure why, just feels right.
Nominated by Nick HughesAOTD/AOTM
Benji
Nominated by Nick HughesGOTM
Ste
Nominated by Nick HughesMOTM
Harrison
Nominated by Nick HughesConfirmed winners
The honours board.
| Match | MOTM · Man of the Match | DOTD · Dick of the Day | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14 Jul | Lorenzo | — | First recorded MoM result |
| 21 Jul | Dan | Rob | A cracking return and that goal |
| 28 Jul | Lee | Giulio | Unanimous DoD |
| 04 Aug | Luke Savvas | Nick | Reported next morning |
| 11 Aug | Rich | Luke Savvas | DoD result lower confidence |
| 25 Aug | Luke G + Stanage | James | First unanimous vote |
| 08 Sep | Tim | Troy | No contest |
| 15 Sep | Nick H | The Wind | Yes, the wind |
| 29 Sep | Tom M | Pablo | 10 voters |
| 06 Oct | Ste | Nick | Very tight |
| 20 Oct | Giulio | Pablo | Goal: Nick's volley |
| 10 Nov | Pablo | Rich | Explicit winners |
| 17 Nov | Alex | Ste | The wall at the back |
| 01 Dec | Fred | Troy | Goal: Tom; pub tie-break |
| 22 Dec | Neil + Harrison | Tom | Joint MoM |
| 09 Feb '26 | Kieran | Ste | Counted summary |
| 13 Apr | Nick | Nick | A clean sweep |
| 29 Jun | Nick H + Lee | Ste | Joint MoM |
| 06 Jul | Stanage | Tom P | Summary result |
| 13 Jul | Kieran | Savvas | Summary result |
| 27 Jul | Rob | Kieran | Two DoD votes |
| 17 Aug | Kieran | Ste | Goal: Nick H + Tom P · Assist: Glenn + Savvas |
2025 end-of-year awards
The big trophies.
Tom Hardy
Nick · Tom Pink
Ste + Nick
8 votes each
Clari's Luke
John · Dan
Nick
Tom Pink · James
Tim
13 votes · Giulio 12
Tom Pink
Stanage · 3-way tie
Take it home
The raw data.
Download the extracted tables for your own analysis. The original chat stays private; these files contain only the structured findings.
Full reportextracted_report.md↓Match resultsmatch_results.json↓All pollspoll_results.csv↓Award resultsconfirmed_award_results.csv↓All award nominationsnominations.csv↓Award wins by playeraward_wins.csv↓All candidate mentionsnomination_result_candidates.csv↓Structured JSONpolls.json↓Complete media inventorymedia_inventory.csv↓
The camera roll
Receipts included.
2,047 photos from the weekly-football era, mapped to their original date, sender and caption. The complete inventory covers every one of the 4,046 attachments.
Showing 48 of 1106 photos
Luke Swampson2026-08-16
Games back lads 😍
Thomas Moore2026-08-15
@Rubbert Burrell, you got any of that sweet sweet 6 a side footage?
Ste Brittle2026-08-15
Troy Mysterio2026-08-15
The Beautiful Game! 😍
Troy Mysterio2026-08-15
Fuck football
Luko2026-08-14
Troy Mysterio2026-08-14
Troy Mysterio2026-08-14
Victoria Park's the place to be today! 😍⚽
Troy Mysterio2026-08-13
Mental
Nick Hughes2026-08-13
Nick Hughes2026-08-13
Glenn2026-08-12
Troy Mysterio2026-08-12
Seen this @~Glenn?? 🫢
JB2026-08-11
JB2026-08-10
Don't care who's bibs. no moaning, please beat eachother accordingly
Luke Savvas Smith2026-08-10
I told Ellie about the WAGs night later, but she’s gone full trad-WAG and has started on what will be an eight hour cooking session so won’t be able to make it.
Luko2026-08-09
Can bring mine too if you want both sides
Troy Mysterio2026-08-08
Ste Brittle2026-08-08
Thomas Moore2026-08-08
Thomas Moore2026-08-08
Troy Mysterio2026-08-07
Tranmere vs Rochdale penalty shootout is worth a watch! 🤪
Ste Brittle2026-08-06
New gold badge is popping off 👍🏼
Glenn2026-08-06
@Ste Brittle big game tomorrow
Thomas Moore2026-08-06
Lol
Thomas Moore2026-08-06
It's a close one
Troy Mysterio2026-08-06
Can't knock his confidence! 🤷🏻♂
Troy Mysterio2026-08-05
35% sell on and a buy back clause. UTFB! 👊🏼
Ste Brittle2026-08-04
Alex Camara2026-08-04
Luko2026-08-03
Getting the beards mixed up
Luko2026-08-03
You’ve absolutely done Ste there 😂
Nick Hughes2026-08-03
Nick Hughes2026-08-03
Luko2026-08-03
Luko2026-08-03
Luko2026-08-03
Luke Swampson2026-08-03
JB2026-08-03
Sent the wrong screen shot soz
Nick Hughes2026-08-02
Where are you fannies?
Nick Hughes2026-08-02
Where are you fannies?
Thomas Moore2026-08-02
You've almost got to admire their dedication to being the absolute worst
Ste Brittle2026-08-02
Rubbert Burrell2026-08-01
When you can’t find a local pub but you know the secret drinking spots
Ste Brittle2026-08-01
Ste Brittle2026-08-01
Thomas Moore2026-08-01
One for the Bob Mortimer fans
Tim2026-08-01